AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Because they are????

I've gotten pretty daisies good at sprucing up my instant ramen. Can't wait to get together a night to cook some for my friends back on campus, but unfortunately that won't be for a week or so. My favorite thing to make with instant ramen is shrimp ramen with shrimp and broccoli heads and poached e...

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Noffletoff wrote:The Mayor of our city

Is mall collapse really on the head of the Mayor? I have no idea what the position of mayor actually entitles.

Is your house historically important or something? Or is he a family friend?

There is no way in hell the mayor of my tiny shitty little town would even think of house visits for renovations.

how many were hacked

I have received a message from beyond the stars. [12:05:39 AM] Airra: WELL I HAD A DREAM BEARD, YOU JERK. [12:05:52 AM] Airra: I HAD TO HIDE MY FACE FROM DREAM PEOPLE. [12:05:59 AM] Airra: AND IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT. [12:09:54 AM] Airra: Also [12:10:24 AM] Airra: Tell people in the THINGS NO ONE CARE...

and even that is not far enough

Wow, I just won $50 at McDonald's just by eating fries! Oh wait. I can't redeem it because my brother works here. HMMMMM. Have a friend redeem it for you if it is something that has to be mailed away or something? IDK. If it can be redeemed at the store, there are McDonalds within farting distance ...

Yes. Yes it does. Even just for peace of mind.

Edit: Not sure if you're a college student or not but IF YOU ARE then there should be a student health center (and I don't mean a fancy name for a gym, I mean "where the med students practice") on campus, I would start there.

I'm pop flyin' for ya, Katie! I'm sure it'll be a while before it stops being stressful, but you're a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Or shitty parents.

Jesus. Scrolling down I just saw the top part of the image first and I thought it was GLaDOS. Turns out I was wrong. It's great!

It probably is, because Photobucket is shit but for some reason Katie is the last person on the internet who uses it.

Sir Real wrote:Tip: don't Google "you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means." The results will only make you sad.

???? Pictures of the character Inigo Montoya saying his second most famous line? Sure there is a lot of memetext, but that's not a surprise.

drinking may have started immediately after is said there was no alcohol up to that specific point

[12:53:33 AM] Tateimus Kuhn: You should break the ice with "so... i had a pretty zucchini weekend, you know what I mean? How about you?" [12:53:52 AM] Tam: Vee better hang mistletoe around the shop to have an excuse to smooch [12:54:39 AM] Tam: "Eww, zucchini? I'm more into pitted avocados... I tho...