AWKWARD ZOMBIE

*sigh* Lo and behold I am running out of puns.
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No I'm noooot...

Don't criticize me. Puns are my cornbread and butter.

Don't feel bad about talking back to me. I'm just an out of work corno actor. No one important.

Go ahead and give up if you're nothing but a big baby corn.

You're reusing too many of these. Rotate your crops for better results.

What did you expect when you connected to the Internet? Everyone knows the Internet is for Corn.

Don't even try to compete with a hardcore-n guy like me.

We'll make a corn meal out of them.

Chu Jelly? Link is surrounded by Chus. Slices and dices them till they are small Chus. Finishes the small ones off and sheathes sword. Link looks confused. Link looks down at hand. Sees countless micro Chus crawling on him. Last panel has Link engulfed in jelly. Put On By The Ritz/Aw, Crackers/Crac...

Darn. I thought I was good at this, but that last pun creamed the competition.

Aw, shucks, t'aint nothin'.

Gotta have my puns. Just like I gotta have my Pops.

Good job, SirCannonFodder. You've cornered him.

But without puns, I'm just a husk of my former self.

I don't know about the MMO, but if they made that trailer six hours long, I'd buy three tickets and a shirt.

Also, was that supposed to be Marston the Bounty Hunter?