AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Greatest standup performance of all time.

When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die.

Was that the name of the giant dildo from earlier in the thread?

They Have the Power/Skyward Dorks : Link battles Demise in the final battle. Both throw Skyward Strikes at each other with various results. Finally they both just stand there with their swords in the air while lightning gathers. LINK: "This is just so awesome!!" DEMISE : "I know, right?!" Sour Note...

Report them and then don't talk about them. We're trying to get Dinosaur some action...PG-13 action with lots of hot hand holding. Napkin flowers are a neat trick. Leave a couple in a third pocket. If you run out of pockets. Sew some more on. Lend her multiple flannels. Tell her you're concerned abo...

No. That'll just interest her in having sex with that particular bass player. Now forge a letter preceding the signature where the bass player thanks you for all the tips and you're gold.

Good. Solid improvement over mine. Dread Nature : First panel shows Katie with bloodshot eyes playing the Wii. Next panel shows she's playing a dungeon in Skyward Sword. Finds Bird Statue. Options come up. Save, Save & Quit, Go Outside. Hit's "Go Outside". Katie is now sitting in a forest surrounded...

"Awarded for Supreme Bravery in the Face of Curing Cancer With Your Majestically Sized Penis"

Leave tenderly written poetry in the pocket. Pretend it was an accident. Pretend to be embarrassed. In another pocket put a receipt for a donation to something involving orphans. Also, any medals you can swipe from veterans in your family.

Shut up about webcomics you hate. Yuko and Dahm are doing something awesome again.

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We knew Consumption was coming, but we didn't want to believe. But there is one he fears. In our tongue, Wol Ker, Texas Ranger.
"TAE KWON DO!!"

I'm asshole enough for everyone. Bazing!!

We're Thu'umed : Two Dragons/Dragonborn have a conversation about the weather/mundane situation. Speech is in Thu'um with text translations at the bottom of the panels. Surrounding area is destroyed due to conversation. Greatest Treasure : Link sees Sacred Butterflies fluttering around a secret. Br...

The strategy for dealing with pointless applications is to keep one at home completely filled out. Copy and paste.

This works for any game with physical currency, but I'm thinking of Zelda games because of personal preference. Make Them Tender : Character gets excessive amount of mon ey near the end of the game with nothing to spend it on. Puts it in sack. Uses as weapon. Or... Screw Strategy, I Have Rupees : Li...