AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Don't worry. I just tossed him in again in 3D Land. He's probably done for.

Alien scientists are going to think we're insane.
"Seriously, they build population centers on fault lines and eat mold."

Those who want to win. Super Mario Wheeee!! : Mario enters final castle in Super Mario 3D Land and rides roller coaster through castle. Looks up at number of lives he has left. 126. Jumps in lava. Restarts level. MARIO: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Bone To Pick : Mario and Peach are sitting at the dinner t...

Benny Hill works. As does Guile's Theme. What's the name of that song that plays when Spongebob is feeding all the anchovy?

Know that men call you liar. Know that men call you betrayer. Know that men call you defiler. Know that it is the sworn duty of the avenging angel Azrael to bring you punishment. The punishment of death by fiery sword!!

You also have to look at the label. Technically speaking American Cheese is no longer made to specifications where it can actually be called cheese. It's "processed cheese". Like how powdered milk and water are "milk". Also be on the lookout for vending machines containing "pork chop like" sandwich.

The person who came up with American Cheese was just like "what if we made cheese, but we put no effort into perfecting it" I think the point was to create a non-offensive, non-spicy, cheese-like substance to introduce kids to. Start off with Asiago or Limburger and you'll spend years trying to exp...

What's the explanation for Norrin stealing her underwear?

Flat & Fat : Mario jumps through a series of obstacles and sits down to take a break for a moment. Is momentarily startled when he see's a flat fake Goomba next to him. MARIO: "Ah!!" Mario notices the Goomba isn't moving, sits back down. MARIO: "Lethargic, overly thin. An eating disorder is nothing...

Lots of us make friends based on admiration of wit. A digital version of this doesn't seem too creepy.

Cart Before the Yoshi:
Mario defeats one of the Koopalings in Super Mario World. Blows up castle afterwards.
LUIGI (covered in bruises/bandages): "Next time, let's just blow it up first."
Alternate punchline: "How long were you going to keep the dynamite a secret?"

As I recall, Ex-Clone 7 was in charge of remembering word filters. Ironically enough...he did not taste like turkey.

Wait...what did you do with the army of Ex-Clones we gave you after your blood initiation? I know you wanted to try cannibalism at least once, but did you have to eat all of them?

Hyes!!
Watch out Sylvia, that Zipper is absorbing mass from the environment!!