AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Because SyFy hasn't figured out that consistently showing quality Science Fiction shows is how one imagines a SciFi channel operating. It should be every Star Trek series, Star Wars movie, Doctor Who spinoff, and high tech anime out there. Instead it's B-movies and whatever syndicated shows other ch...

If we sent this to Katie, would she feel obligated to wear it everywhere despite the absolute terror it would instill in her? Hmmm...something to ponder.

Omni do you spend hours mashing the F5 key in the hopes of always being the first to post the comic on the forums? No. If you sit there refreshing there's a good chance you'll screw up the cookies and cause the image to not load. You'll also stress the servers and make a mess for everyone, possibly...

Thesaurus Not Included : "The Dragon approaches. Don't be worried." "I'm not." "That's not what I mean..." Dragon grabs Dovahkatiie. Worries her like a bone. Bitter Pill Katie battles Dragon. Becomes quickly aware that she is losing. Just before Dragon eats her she drinks a Poison Potion. Give fing...

I suppose there are worse ways to get a solid object out of a person.
Let's make a list!

Get the Purell.

Technically they don't keep you from burning. They just put you out soon afterwards. Just in time to remind you they exist and that, indeed, you did fail to dodge that fireball.

It's easier to just pay someone to lick your elbows for you.

Step 1: Buy tea. Step 2: Boil Water. Step 3: Throw it at the person who sold you tea and buy something with flavor in it, like Mountain DEW!!

You haven't been keeping up with the Twitter. I suggested a scroll instead of a book. Apparently I wasn't the first.

Fjording the River : Panel shows river rapids. Man sits on river side with fishing pole. Further down the river a bear stands in the rapids, pawing at the water. Further down the river, the Dovahkiin walks out of the water with his pockets full of fish. Failure to Thu'uminicate : Dragon attacks tow...

I think they did it to save disc space. Plus, you'd have to explain why there's an array of human clothing made by species who've never met a human before. Or maybe part of the quest would be to get the Parella Tunic and Goron Tunic, and then finding a magic tailor.

At one point, to open a door, I had to throw a pot at it... When has that ever been necessary? :psyduck: You need to work on your internal chronometer. Link's Awakening is the fourth game in the entire series. What you are seeing are things implemented for the very first time, and in other cases th...

New Wave Bossa Nova Guy in business suit is having a drink in a private booth with an unseen figure. He pushes a stack of cash towards the shadowy person. SUITGUY: "My boss is a tyrant. I'm sick and tired of the hours, the complaints, the insults, and the demands. Get rid of him and be as messy as ...

I'm so hipster, I read all those webcomics before they were drawn. But seriously, there's always that one series you let slip past you for years. And then you'll discover it in time for it to break your heart with an ending. The answer is to become a webcomics whore, reading dozens of them so you'll...