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Put something to collect throughout the quest like Skulltula Tokens. If they pay attention throughout the quest and are thorough they'll get some extra loot.

The booty end of the hourlies, the most important end, else how would we know they're over?

Hey, if you ever wanted to have a kid and sue somebody who wasn't the dad to pay the bills...
"Mommy, how was I made?"
"A glorious mixing error that also bought this house."

The face of the Shoggygoth thing in Gunnerkrigg is fantastic. Aw...who's a sad little eldritch abomination?

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Less funny, but more chilling. I'd trust them if not for the squirrels. Squirrels are nature's drugdealers.

Oh...a Rupoor joke. Now it makes sense. Use what you will Tsaiko. But it'll be funnier if you show Link grabbing after it on the last panel.

It was more of a twirl.

Anything more complicated than a t-shirt and jeans is beyond me. I imagine power armor is more complicated than a vest or tuxedo.

Sooo...Apricorn meant for modification gets eaten instead? Kricketune...Kricketune... A Horse's Assets : Link is sitting around when his stomach growls. LINK: "Ugh...I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." Devious look comes onto his face. Link plays Epona's Song. Epona arrives. Link licks lips. Last pa...

Din, Farore, and Nayru created Hyrule and left Hylia to protect it. Demise, sort of the antithesis to Hylia, arose to destroy Hyrule wielding his own dark sword. Hylia had the Sages help create a sword that could channel her power, the Goddess Sword. They battled and Demise's body was destroyed, his...

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Gods, yes.

The inclusion of multiple timelines in the canon makes me wonder if the Imprisoned's destruction by the Triforce has resulted in a timeline where Ganon/Ganondorf never came to be. I gotta say I loved seeing the Isle of the Goddess coming down on top of the spike and seeing everything fitting togethe...

Where the hell are the cameras in that place? Or are they just spray painted cardboard stand-ins?

I think we've all missed the point. There's lots of ways to defeat him. We all just seemed to have used the hardest methods. I attacked his toes originally and never thought to use anything other than sword swipes. You can attack his "fingers" in later battles as well. You can jump on his head. Ther...