AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Weird coincidence. I posted the original idea about two days before your comic. I'd say there's more than one joke to be mined from falling from the sky. Hence, Space Core in Skyrim.

That's too bad cuz it's a good one. It even cured my acne.

I never thought about the revenge subplot, but it is now canon. I declare it so. I never broke her pots, I'm a goody two shoes while playing games.

The Triforce of Hellzyeahboi.

Nappa Carl. Cappa? Nappa Bruntunununluski?
He don't need no instructions to blow up this rock!!

Just don't get a brainfreeze like an amateur.

I could go for some pizza wrapped ham about now.

Arceus was Ditto. Entei was asleep. You are banned forever.

In other news, Norrin finally knows why everything smells like Katie Funk.

For a friend I've sent flowers that'll make her roommates feel like broccoli pudding. I don't take kindly to bullying, passive aggressive or otherwise. For the girl I'm interested in, I've sent three ThinkGeek gifts. A gummy heart, edible hibiscus, and gummy shot glasses. Hearts, flowers, and booze ...

Yes. Thank you for taking my joke down that dark and twisted path. Excuse me while I put it out of its misery.

The trick is to turn anything negative to a positive. If your birth control ever screws up, you can then sell Mini-Katies as merch.

Is the landship powered by the heart of a forsaken child?

The last words before anyone descends into mediocrity.

LoZ: Pot of Torment: Link gets struck by a flying pot. POT: "This is for my fallen brethren!!" Alternate joke involves Link getting continuously hit by pots only to collect a heart each time it hits. Haft To : Link obtains Power Bracelet, Silver/Gold Gauntlets, whatevs... Reaches for sword. Breaks ...

My long hair is the only physical feature I personally ever get complimented on. So it's going to stay, right up until the point that girls start appreciating me for my personality...so...here's to future Guinness records.