AWKWARD ZOMBIE

One day till another comic thread arises from the ashes of this thread. I have merely fired the first shot. Let another thread die, forumites, and you will burn like my power.

Nefarious Bear's one dollar stands defiantly, ready to pay for gum.

He's not a real mod. He just brings the artist sandwiches and does her laundry.

Valbrandur wrote:We all need to be special snowflakes and you won't let us by not giving us titles Great Handsome Oppressor.

Great Handsome Oppressor takes baguettes for titles.
Vax takes ammunition.
Xab takes bribes to fund his snuff film.
As always, Varn accepts handjobs.

I made one with my voice to give to a girlfriend. Yes, the store's sales associates thought it was adorable. They even made me go through the heart blessing ritual thing. Though I'm starting to wonder if they just added that part in for the gruff customer to make the whole thing more embarrassing.

Would somebody please f**k Burnt? Or Build-a-Bear and send it to him?

Also, there's math to be taken into account. In reference to Exeres post, not Xab's. What are you going to do in the event of only partial funding? Coke binge? Charitable donation? Teaser trailer?

I still need to get into that series. Anybody have all two thousand installments I can borrow?

Your name is attached to your Formspring, Exeres. Your generosity can't be a secret.

I just generally think that particular wordfilter would be a good idea. Anagrams are fun. Wait...your title could be "Nobody of Erese".
Or if we stick with a movie theme you could be Chief Fluffer. Like...in charge of pillows on set.

Exeres should be rewarded with a title. Or a wordfilter that changes his name to Sexree.

I always wanted Pokeballs to be wordfiltered to DEEZ NUTS. I'm a sophisticated gentleman.

Don't be impressed. I just want to be pretentious and snobby. Plus I can introduce myself as a movie producer now.

My cardboard box has been waterproofed.

Dreamkiller.