AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You'll have to drink the potion without swallowing, breathe through your nose, and swallow when you get hurt enough. My title for this comic was Bottle, Heal Thyself . Katie used this idea even though it was posted before Put On By The Ritz. She could use anything I've ever written!! She's a loose c...

The Ex Factor
Sex Rex
Wielder of That Thing
That Thing I Sent You
Tyrannosaurus Ex
Sir Ecks of Wrecks
Content Without Content
Baritone Life Partner
Merlin's Vas Deferens
Presses the Keyboard

I can now survive for several whole seconds in battle. Less if Skyward Sword.

Jeez, I'm going to have to edit my avatar again. It's so much work being such a prolific and successful writer. I should just go ahead and tell Wendy's I won't be showing up tomorrow. After I get my discounted Frosty.

Exeres wrote:I need to come up with something better than Associate Producer, honestly.

I mean, I just bought a title, this is IMPORTANT.

I came up with several. You didn't like them. Chief Fluffer was comic gold.

Don't be too impressed. Katie took a badly written idea and saved it.

This is a fantastic way to launder mo ney. Also, if you don't start passing out more titles Xab, you're going to have your kneecaps broken. No one wants to direct a film without kneecaps. Also, I have a cousin who you should consider for the star role in your film. You have any particularly beloved ...

Vrominelli wrote:I think Omni is some kind of spam bot or something...

I claimed as much at one point.

Man...Vrom is going to be pissy all week.

Experiment 636 will have even more arms, be even bigger success in theaters. Wait...Jumbo? Not me you're looking for.

Madican wrote:Pipe down shorty.

Shorty goes down the pipe, discovers Mushroom Kingdom.
I was going to protest the label of shorty, but I'm guessing you're one of those people whose face is constantly wet from all the cloud cover. Means he's tall Vrominelli.

Shut up, Fatty. Now watch my shrinking booty as I walk away to the fridge to get a Mountain Dew. When I get back the calories from the shake will be gone because of all that exercise.

Also, wordfilter idea. Master Race=Pokemon Master.

High metabolism, no weight-gain Master Race. Drink yo Haterade.

Nope, penile injuries and home remedies for treatment of said injuries. So you're still on topic.

Shamrock shakes are delicious.

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Ski faster, Katie!! The Yeti is right behind you!!