AWKWARD ZOMBIE

“Don’t you even want to want to say goodbye?” Eleanor pleaded with an energy better served wrestling bears. “Not especially.” Ronald continued the rhythmic rasping of chalk upon chalkboard. “Seems to matter little.” If you could have noticed the change in pace of the chalk tapping then you have bett...

Mass Effect.

Just Knots. All sorts of great album names. Windsor by Knots. Fort by Knots. The Gordian by Knots. Forget Me by Knots.

An artist's friend/annoying-idea-contributor is one who challenges her. Dare : A plaid patterned car made of bones plows through a house made of liquid purple fire. Photo realistic Pac-Man is like "What?" Boned : Cubone breaks bone club in fight or gets it stolen. Off panel we hear shrieking. Cubone...

Shadow of the Giant : Giant goes about his day. Shopping. Eating. Etc. Last panel has Giant pull sword-with-hero-attached from foot. For added humor quotient include a small sound effect of "Fus" in one of the early panels that goes unnoticed. Shout It Out : ZUN!! HAAL!! VIIK!! Arms fall off of eve...

Someone in my room was playing Skyrim, looting came up. Someone downstairs was being an booty vocally over the internet while playing one of them there shooter games. The words got mixed up in my head. Lydia's dead by the way.

I prefer the humor stemming from the confusion rather than the actual subjects.
"When did I type THAT?"

If we wordfilter "loot" to "rape" we change one kind of sacrilege to another. It's equivalent exchange. The reverse wordfilter would be comical in an anatomical way.

Line of Sight:
Dovahkaatie achieves an epic kill resulting in killcam.
KATIE: "Yeah, take that!!"
Enemy is unharmed. Companion on other side of enemy falls over dead.
KATIE: "Yeah, WELL I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!!"

Hailing here. Yard looks like someone vindictive poured rocksalt everywhere.

Go ahead and use it.

From Dueling Analogs.

Anything that boosts the viewings for a fave comic. And personally this is the sort of thing that really creeps me out. Those shadow cat things from Chrono Cross are also one the few things that hit my trigger.

Somebody expressed his desire to snap my neck to his friends while I was bodaciously a foot away I'm pretty touched that people would care that much about me, actually. Kat Williams says you aren't doing it right unless you're getting some new haters each year. Locks of Love will be getting my hair...

Ninjamuffin, did I accidentally copy your location? Have you formed a pact yet? This frog keeps jumping on the back of my head.