AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Get me a snack, we're about to encounter a puzzle."
"What makes you say that?"
"Statues. Statues everywhere."

Apparently the Boston accent is wicked difficult for computers to understand.

Did you wake up at some point with no memory of the previous night save great shame and sticky clothes?

New stock phrase of mine. Came up with it in response to something risky my brother wanted to do.

"I'm not Salt and you're not Pepa, so let's not Push It."

http://www.scribd.com/doc/11146/Amazing ... -Illusions
For anybody who doesn't want to transcribe the URL.

[Vader]Impressive.[/Vader]

In short, Links falls in ocean, time crystal moves on, Link is now in sand. I like that. Cocktails to Astonish/Jamba-Liar/Shellfish Selfish : Trainer Katie takes Claw Fossil to cloning facility. Fossil is placed in machine and a silhouette of an Anorith pops up. SCIENCE GUY: "Okay, before we resurre...

Perspective Wes Beuse pulled into the parking lot of a “Hoover” Elementary school. Beause mused that it was impossible to tell whether it was there to honor the president, the spook, or the vacuum cleaner, as whatever letters specified it were missing from the brick facade. Not even discoloration w...

Not bad. Now animate it. With your own blood. It's getting harder and harder to be impressive on the internet.

Love that so many webcomics include animation now.

Props to Burnt for mentioning Kiwi Blitz some months back. I finally clicked on that bookmark again and read it. Awesome.

Not as strong as the previous ones this season but not bad.

Blind Loop "What kind of damage did they do?" "Financial. Made a few hundred million with stock market predictions." "Paltry." "Indeed. They were almost certainly testing the waters, seeing what they could do with the technique." "Unfortunate. Caution indicates intelligence." "You would rather have...

Remember. The Magic is closer now. No need to reach quite so far.

Hah. Wrote one like this except with Skyward Sword.
After the last panel they high five off screen.