AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Keyword: Random.

Try not to hotlink,forumites.

Ugh, that dating sim is disgusting.

Wear gloves when handling food.

Captain's Log : Olimar plants Pikmin. Pulls one out quickly. Gets Leaf Pikmin. Waits and pulls another out, gets Bud Pikmin. Waits even longer and pulls another out. Gets Flower Pikmin. Olimar considers for a moment. Several days later...Olimar plucks another Pikmin. Olimar rides giant Ent Pikmin i...

Please. Garrus just wants to calibrate dat booty.

Wendy's Chili Cheese Fries are good. How good? I work there and it's my day off. I feel the urge to go to work today so that I can get some more. I may have at one point, spent my employee meal on those things, eaten them, and then gone back to buy some more. I'm pretty sure they have healing proper...

Vrominelli wrote:That image is FAR too big to use as an avatar.

It's three separate images. The bottom two do need to be cropped though.

No. I'm getting a young mother through nursing school. In the non-medical classes anyway.

Doing somebody else's homework. At first it's a drag, but then I get into it. A paper on religion. One day I'm going to need to find a job that uses my writing ability, else I may go had as a matter.

Zac Gorman of Magical Game Time sets the bar impossibly high.

Banterwick made his way through the forest quickly yet quietly. Low to the ground he could avoid the noisy, dry branches at the level of the human knee. He knew exactly where the human knee was. This goblin was hungry. He felt his need keenly. It was not the hunger of a human, strength depleting and...

Close'Mon/Closet Monster: CHILD: "Mommy, there's a monster in my closet." Mother and father lie in bed. Mother gets up. FATHER: "You have to let her cope with her fears." MOTHER: "Good point." Mother throws six pack of Pokeballs to daughter. Butt of the Joke : Two injured Goombas are discussing the...

Weren't those the things that died to bring back the Death Star schematics?

If that edit was a girl, it would get the clap.

Having myself represented by one of my favorite superheroes brings me great joy. Disembodied head status is a little weird. It'd be nice now though as I pulled something in my back while lifting a German Shepherd. German Commander Shepherd jokes in 3...2...1....

Garrus, wipe your mouth. You still have spaghetti sauce on your face.