AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If they did it with sufficient coordination then it's a flash mob. If they did it with bulls behind them it's a tradition. If they did it on fire, then they were on fire and you should have helped.

Pansy engineer. How many people has he killed with his sentries? The Demo keeps a collection of limbs in his storage closet.

I'll take ten of everything.

If you feel the need to buy a new computer with the money, Katie, go right ahead. Or go ahead and spend my five dollars on it.

A patch? I don't know if I own an article of clothing swank enough to attach it to.

You could do an avatar rotation of goofy Charmanders.

This isn't where I wanted this thread to go when I mentioned my trip to the candy section of the mall. They super sized everything. Basically everything I can find at any store but just slightly bigger. Super sized gummi cola bottles. Super sized gummi sharks. They also had gummi frogs. And licorice...

First I thought Elgie would turn out to be the inspiration for Jack the Ripper. Nope.

Ran into a great salesman today. Step 1: Ooh, candy stall. Step 2: Here's a bag. "Wait..what?" Step 3: I'll just buy a quarter pound. Step 4: Wow that gummi snake weighs a lot. Step 5: What happened? I went to a candy store this morning and didn't buy anything. Step 6: Candy snake is gone.

Source.

We've got Entei merch. Norrin's tall. Let's make him the bookmark.
At 60,000 the bookjacket is an actual jacket.

I've put my five dollars in. Mission accomplished, good job everyone.
The hardcovers got upgraded with ribbon bookmarks, maybe upgrade the softcovers with bookmarks. Shaped like...the scoped shotgun from Borderlands.

We need $50,000 dollar ideas. Bulletproof hardcovers? All books are delivered wrapped in an Entei shirt? Extra blank pages at the end of the book so you can draw your own edits? AZ themed soup tureens?

Syobon wrote:Guys, my name is a clusterfuck of consonants and my own family can't agree on how to pronounce it. Seriously.

Made especially funny by your choice of avatar.

This is how Katie will meet her end, slipping on money.

My brother started watching 5secondfilms.com. He takes a look at the titles and asks me, "Do you work for them or do they work for you?"