AWKWARD ZOMBIE

For the record, the enormous number of necros was caused by a Finnish SCP trying to sell antifungals.

Once Bitten is best comic.

We need fresh blood for the dark ritual. Even those who can only give five dollars. How about we spam some Russian webcomic forums and claim the money goes to buy antifungals and viagra? Seems only fair.

To get to 70,000 we might actually have to do some work. Does anybody here volunteer to live on ramen for a few months? Or is there an internet community we haven't bugged/blackmailed yet?

Just don't waste a perfectly good axe trying to destroy the high end stuff.

Porn Chute.

Girl, hold my earrings!!

Apparently it's nizoral with a "z" and it's an antifungal used to prevent infection in immunocompromised patients. It's a slightly less evil SCP that tries to sell cheap drugs that AIDS patients need in place of hydrocodone and viagra. Have a massive erection and be unable to feel it!! For when you ...

Fighting spambots is more entertaining than my day job.

Everything I did, I did to make you PROUD!! Tell me how proud you are Shifu!! Tell me! Tell me! TELL MEEEE!!

The Frenchman has returned to save us.

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

No Charge : Samus lays in bed reading a book/texting/being lazy. Looks over and sees she left her drink on a table some distance away. Sighs. Uses Charge Beam to attract drink to her hand. Looks at charged projectile. Fires Charge Beam off panel. Debris scatters. Samus takes a sip. Holy Crop/(I Am)...

The Fissured Around The World : Katie's Machamp uses Fissure against opponent's Rock Type. Crack forms along the ground until it hits Rock Type. One Hit KO!! Crack keeps forming along Rock Type. Opponent's Rock Type splits in half. Trainer Katie and Machamp stop halfway through a high five in shock...

That's not very low tech, actually. Tape that functions in space, impressive.