AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Let's not infect this thread with that.

We totally weren't talking about you while you were gone.

Crazy Hand Backscratchers that scratch in unexpected places. Add a motor, a spring, and a battery, Engineer.

You should know that the French do not feel shame. They have two settings, Ennui and Cheese.

You can use them as First Aid Kits. I have no idea what that means. I'm imagining the hearts using spider web to sew you up.

Le Shad is Le Law.

Quick, Katie, we need another goal!! AZ themed backscratchers GO!!

I'm actually enjoying the addition of colors to the names. Mostly because no one's gone bright yellow or unreadable blue yet.

Best way to find good proletariats. Give somebody the green text and see who goes mad with power.

The chips were in bags. I certainly hope the creme filled cakes were in wrappers. I certainly hope the Spider Splicers didn't nibble on them first. Dammit, my health was full, I just didn't want to leave stuff uncollected.

I've mentioned it before, but it seems like Spirit Bending has to have more than one application. Perhaps girding one's own energy is one of those apps. Perhaps it can even be used to enhance one's own physicality. Katara was also capable of resisting Blood Bending so it lends some credence to my th...

"This plant is fantastic for causing explosive diarrhea. I should probably not get up."

Keep a Cool Head:
Samus gets stuck in high temperature zone without the Varia Suit. Sweatily trudges onward. Gets idea. Charges up Ice Beam and shoots herself to get cool. Cue long "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." For added humor Samus aims her cannon downwards, off screen.

I climbed a metal ladder in a thunderstorm into a tree. There were kittens at stake.