AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[Citation Needed] wrote:Omnithea Katie should pay you to be her writer.

I get a thousand KatieBucks in the mail whenever she uses one of them.

And now I have the strength to work again. Thank you, Katie.

It's been a while since I wrote this one. Like...months...
Katie...did you draw this and then lose the drawing?

Edit...eleven months.

One Moaner/Moans & Groans: DELTA: "Three guesses as to why they call me Big." Delta wields his drill while posing. DELTA: "All the ladies are in Rapture with me." DELTA: "Who wantsa drillin'?" DELTA: "Looks like you don't have butterflies in your stomach!!" Delta disembowels Splicer. DELTA: "Who's ...

The Green Lantern John Stewart is black and is the one featured in the awesome Justice League animated series and JLU. He's a reoccurring and prominent character, but not the first Green Lantern. Depending on when you grew up GL is set in your mind as Alan Scott, if you're old, Hal Jordan, less old,...

A particular Green Lantern of a particular alternate Earth is gay. They sort of hedged their bets. Alan Scott was the original Green Lantern. Back when the weakness was cellulose(wood) and the ring was magic. He eventually became a legacy hero and was integrated into the main story line as a semi re...

I've never been stupid enough to open spam, but those free sandwich offers are tempting.

Breaks.

Whoooooo wants to make a Rifftrax for it?

Yakone was deBent and imprisoned. Still managed to get back in the picture.

Dedivax wrote:I... I did it.
I requested to be added to Cracked.com's Comedy Workshop.

Live the dream. I've always wanted to write an article but two things doesn't really qualify as a list.

What? You can't?

White and Black : White Mage cast Life on fallen ally. Angel brings him back. White Mage casts Life on an undead creature. Angel descends on undead creature. Stabs it. Liquid Lunch: Subject Delta is critically low on health and loots a corpse. Finds Potted Meat and Sardines. Drinks booze instead. A...

Thank you for the thank you.

In related news, working fast food to stop myself from drowning in student loans sucks. Stay in school, kids. What I mean by that is never leave.