AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Pin k Goo Scenario : Trainer Katie finds Bill has combined himself with a Clefairy in a teleportation accident. Katie hits Cell Separator. Bill emerges back to normal. Trainer Katie approaches other teleporter chamber. KATIE: "Oh, man you have a Clefairy, they are so frikkin' hard to find..." Train...

"...jiggly and full of juice!!"

A name...and he's not a palette swap...this one has potential.

Omnithea wrote:I can't even get coworkers to listen to me when I have a knife in my hand. Fuck these people.

Ugh. This came off as far more psychotic than I intended. It was a lecture on knife safety, I swear.

I am also the resident tech person for the family. That sucks.

I can't even get coworkers to listen to me when I have a knife in my hand. Fuck these people.

Parental Support:
Trainer Katie is about to leave Pewter City and runs into one of Professor Oak's aides.
"This should make moving about easier."
Trainer Katie puts on RUNNING SHOES.
"Your mom sent this as well."
Trainer Katie holds out SPORTS BRA.

I hate to break it to the guy, but this just isn't that interesting a website. It's a forum. AZ is interesting. The stuff we find on the internet is interesting. The stuff we share is interesting. The things that are found here can all be found elsewhere. A website about this website is pointless. A...

I feel like you're leaning on your sig to make your jokes.

You make an effort to be attractive for your girlfriend and all the hot messes get caught in the crossfire.

Ame no Akai wrote:am I a bad person for expecting some sort of Johnny B. Goode pun

Naw. I think you're still goode at heart.

Well, if the Sheep is going to die so that we may live, I'm just going to put this out there...I've never tried mutton and after he dies of hypothermia we might as well use the entire...wait...are we shearing him now for winter later? Nevermind.

BeatBoxingBoo wrote:WHY DO THESE HICCUPS HURT SO FUCKING MUCH

I HAVE BEEN HICCUPING FOR 14 FUCKING HOURS

HELP ME

EDIT: I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING

Big glob of peanut butter.

Slack, Not Hack:
Delta stops by Gene Bank. Equips Careful Hacker, Safe Hacker, Hacker's Delight, Hurried Hacker...etc. Walks up to locked door. Cracks knuckles. Wiggles fingers. Jams Drill into door. Breaks it open.

One theory going around is that the Duke is Lin's father.

Be forewarned, calling American women Licorice Bitch will get you stomped on.