AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My Forensic Biology professor brought in a fairly fresh human brain to show us one day in class.
PROF: "You have no idea what I had to go through to get this."
ME: "The skull?"

I don't know what happens when you set crystals on fire, but that's because I usually avoid those parts of town.

Ugh...now I'm not hungry.

Trauma Pokecenter: Trainer Katie runs into a Pokecenter and carrying an injured Poke mon. KATIE: "Help!! Please, my Po kemon is hurt!!" Nurse runs over with crash cart. NURSE: "What happened?" KATIE: "I was training in the grass when we were hit by a Miltank out of nowhere!!" NURSE: "It used Rollou...

Ame no Akai wrote:Yeah, I know, but "tight budget" is not hyperbole.

Oh well, time to go sell my body on the streets.

I'll take a spleen and two kidneys...oh...you mean prostitution. *Sigh* I suppose that's good, too. How much do you charge for a Teddy Ruxpin or a Tuscaloosa Caboose?

Ore of any kind contains the stuff you want, plus a lot of stuff you don't want. Mush Mouth: Paras versus Munchlax. "Use Lick, Munchlax!!" Paras is paralyzed. Effect Spore paralyzes Munchlax. Munchlax and Paras are left in a pile. "C'mon, Munchlax!!" "Get'em, Paras!!" Paras and Munchlax remain in pi...

Holding/Magic Leaf : Trainer Katie trades with NPC she doesn't like. Walks away with new Poke mon. Other Trainer reads Pokedex entry on trade. TRAINER: "Oh, c'mon!! You named it Fartface? And what the hell is it holding?" Trainer is shown being handcuffed by police as plastic baggie is confiscated ...

I also hesitate to criticize anybody's business model. They're doing well, but that doesn't mean they can work for nothing. Not doing the side projects they usually do for other companies isn't going to make them any friends in the industry. They are also asking for a fraction of the amount of mone ...

I feel like PA really wants to get the bare minimum amount of m oney to get the maximum amount of content out. They've been burned/scorned/sued by advertisers before and I don't blame them for trying this experiment. What's Double Fine been up to with their mon ey? I don't think Schafer's actually b...

BeatBoxingBoo wrote:Hearing the lack of sound is fucking irritating. At night, when I'm trying to sleep, all I can hear is RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

BeatBoxingBoo wrote:RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

BeatBoxingBoo wrote:RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

BeatBoxingBoo wrote:RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Bananaaaaaa phooooooooooooooneee.

Be polite. Set an example.

There's always interpretive dance.

Thirst For Blood/Shellshocked/Quenched: Trainer Katie tries to get into Saffron City. Thirsty guard will not let her through. Katie looks down at Squirtle/Wartortle. Looks at guard. Next panel shows guard getting knocked out of window by water attack. Trainer Katie leaves with Wartortle. Asshole sh...