AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well...update your will, I'm out of solutions. Can I have your hats?

Glob of peanut butter.

BATMAN!!

You think I'd share my secrets with you? Okay...
Most of my jokes involve the name of SCP.

It's not the hours, it's the mileage. I can work less than 30 hours at my Wendy's and be useless for anything but sleeping. I've heard there are jobs where they pay you to sit and do paperwork. I dream of such luxury.

Retail is hell. I'd love a job within walking distance, but worth it to avoid Wal-Mart or fast food.

Now try adding vinegar to any Subway sandwich from now on after reading this comic. It's a great way to lose weight.

The spam is still there by the way.

I'll have you know that Le Shad deletes the spam and cups the balls. So there.

Shows up to suck dick, leaves before the spambots are here. Typical.

That'll mess up your teeth something bad. Ever see those kids that didn't give up the pacifier soon enough?

I need to cut out the caffeine. My heart gets jittery when it's the only thing sustaining me. But first I need to quit my job.

Aw, man. Now that SCP has taken over Ame's account. Better go ahead and just ban it out of its misery. Take it out behind Le Shed, Le Shad.