AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm out of ideas that don't involve wigs and costumes.

Does the landlord know who you are? What's stopping you from showing up as a "new" tenant who wants the apartment?

How can you expect to get a job in this economy when rap star name meanings escapes you? Get used to the idea of holding a cardboard sign.

They're in the area, but apparently saving us for last. Ah man that is the worst. They always seem to save us for last in our area, too. My store has a Dave's Way certification and is a Phase 1 training store, so we're always sweating like crazy when they're in town, worried they'll come in after a...

I need to stop doing other people's homework. Not for ethical reasons, I don't know how often Greek Mythology is going to come up in a nurse's daily grind, but I need to stop putting so many hours into something I don't get paid for. Sets a bad standard.

Wendy's International showed up to inspect while I was off. No noticeable disasters, but I'm getting a lot of "stay in your position" orders. Wait, so they were upset that people were bumping and sliding, or was it people leaving and getting drinks and stuff? It's great to see the lingo used some p...

Katie is currently sniping MLP toys on Ebay. Now is your chance to make history and get in a bidding war with a legend.

No. But it's a fun response.

Racist.

My math is poor and rusty, but by formal rules, doesn't defining one variable as "a" another as "b" mean defining them as different from the start.

So many great exploitable panels. Also, just generally chummy/funny.

Skyther: Owner's Instruction Manual for HM02. Page 1-Do Not Use Without Thunder Badge ($2,000,000 fine, 20 years in prison) (Image of Thunderbadge, Spearow in striped pajamas) Page 2-Move is Only Removable With Help of Specialist (Picture of mallet hitting Charizard on head) Page 3-Use Only On Poke...

Dire Straits when I was referencing Wheel of Time. A fair trade off.

A cat for a hat or a hat for a cat, but nothing for nothing. Wendy's International showed up to inspect while I was off. No noticeable disasters, but I'm getting a lot of "stay in your position" orders. So I'm guessing we got criticized for that. Can't wait to hear the details tomorrow. Maybe we'll ...