AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I waiting for that SCP to post, but I guess this one is sentient. Don't try to sell us anything, we already donated all of our money to Kickstarters.

Hell, you could fight crime with that.
http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2008-09-24

Conversions outside the metric system are a massive pain in the booty. They're done with rote memorization or a lot of charts. Or Google.

Two proletariats and the spam is still there. Shameful. What do we pay you for? Your green text is revoked. Don't come back and shoot up the place.

They won't kill you, but some men just want to make your punishment more severe.

I spiked all the tea.

Wetting your mouth is fine, it's more of a matter of keeping your stomach empty.

Getting back on the subject of things that piss you off, how 'bout them DMVs? What do you mean his name isn't on the insurance?

I'm no fan of the original scene, but I don't like that rather than expanding on Derpy's characterization, they chose to erase it.

I have brother with a disability. The changes in the episode gave me this impression: "Your retarded friend was offensive to people, so we shot her. Now there's no disabled person there to offend anybody."

You underestimate my power!!

Use old CDs as drink coasters. Attach them to mailboxes and other outside fixtures to use as safety reflectors.

Something Goo Scenario: Trainer Katie gets a phone call from the Professor. PROF: "I've made a breakthrough!!" KATIE: "About what?" PROF: "Ummm...Pokem on?" KATIE: "Right..." PROF: "Dittos." KATIE: "What?" PROF: "They're all Dittos!!" KATIE: "What are all Dittos?" PROF: "The Pok emon!!" KATIE: "Whi...

SCP!!

"Ow...dammit, I stepped on a dog turd."
"Ow?"
"Yeah, ow? That's weird...is...is that a bullet?"