AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You hate what?

Anger is up, and typing skills are down.

It's all irrelevant, since there are no gods or Psynergy. They merely gesture to summon Master Hand to do their bidding.

Saw a sign for a jewelery store advertising savings for the tax free weekend. Not sure that's how the tax break was intended to be used.

No, you're not. But Venus was born of the ocean, not the earth. Neptune as a god would better represent the ocean than Mercury. Vulcan would better represent fire than Mars.

The Willow Witch wrote:I am the worst person ever.

This is a fact.

Stormbringer was a thousand times more evil than thou.

Don't blame the choochoo for your booboo...all I can think of is the Robot Chicken sketch.

The Three Seashells : Trainer Norrin and Katie take a walk on the beach. NORRIN: "Ow...stepped on a shell." We pan out to see Spiral Shellder lodged in foot. KATIE: "Ow..me too." Omastar in foot. Norrin and Katie look around. Are surrounded by Dwebbles. Twice Bitten, The Bitening/Pokegrip/Enameled ...

I am done with everything. Everyone hates my guts when I have an off day. What am I supposed to say? Sorry I'm not superman every single day at work? Sorry I was dealing with customers instead of listening to my headset? Sorry I was training two people on front register AND sandwiches, both of whom...

Because of course Clyve knows what that weird thing found in the box is.

There's a Chik-Fil-A on campus at my college. That is awkward. But good news, everyone gets sick of it pretty quickly.

Don't read too much into test scores. Some people are just bad test takers. I've met people who've become self taught experts in subjects who can't answer the necessary number of questions to pass the written portion of a driving exam. I'm a great test taker, never really needing to study, but part ...

The sign incident I described a few pages back was in response to the Chik fiasco. Part of the reason the restaurants were so crowded was counter protesters who showed up to make out with their partners and hold up lines. I don't envy the crewmembers of those franchises.

The slowed aging isn't an artistic trick, it's an as of yet unresolved plot point. Undoubtedly one of the things the Heroes of Vale seek is a way to return their lifespan to normal, else they'll watch their own children grow old and die. Assuming their children didn't inherit the trait.

Yeah, read about that. Here's hoping he gets better quickly. Kenpachi has asses to kick.