AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ha.

Open the Box : SORA: "Hey, Kairi, wanna see a neat trick?" Sora activates Keyblade. Elaborately spins it and twirls it before tapping himself, causing clothing to disappear, revealing leopard print underwear. Poses. Large Hadron Clefairy: Scientists stand around a Clefairy. "Use Minimize, Clefairy!...

I didn't get my license until after I was done with college.

Psh, just wait till I start suggesting things for your comic. In other news, gave my two weeks notice. I was bummed about it, but the employee of the month can't finish an order off, and the person who was allowed on the WOW committee when I wasn't is considered unbearable by my customers. I think I...

Fool. I am unknowable. *Smokebomb*

Kaaatiiee, we're taking all the fun out of your comiiiiiiic....what'chu goin' to do about iiiiiiittt?

A trojan gets downloaded to my computer with the name WinDefender.exe. My AVG Resident Shield alerts me to the threat. It's resilient enough to keep me from quarantining it, but not deleting it. Just before I deliver the killing key stroke it makes a window pop up in the task bar made to look like W...

Service Packs tend to fix a lot of problems and then immediately create a lot of problems. Vista tended to work fine when installed on proper hardware and not loaded with bloatware, but what are the chances of that?

Oh, good, Madican can grab a new Avatar.

Actually it's just one mosquito bite. In celebration of science's triumph on Mars I let loose a swarm of mosquitoes genetically modified to have twenty probosces.

They will live long enough to have a clutch of horrendously ugly children.

Like a ham.

I'm like an antidepressant, I make people happy and cause psychotic episodes when taken under the wrong circumstances or in the wrong doses; consult your doctors...ladies...