AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Chik-Fil-A isn't accidentally supporting anything, they're directly attacking the rights of the LBGT community. They're allowed to give their money to who they want. I have the right to associate their food with bile and hatred.

Quite a few people with digestive issues should try eating vegetarian to see if that clears up any problems. We eat meat so much and so often, that we don't realize how unhealthy we are. Also, the reverse is true. Have you been a vegetarian and not grown an inch since you were ten? Maybe try a chick...

Everyone's got a little hipster in them. Though I think Tatzel was doing the comedic report before I was.

No, no, we can still save him. We'll just get some First...ummm...Timber, and we'll transfer the pulpy Aspects from what's left of his head, to a watermelon we don't want anymore. Pulpy watermelon, intact head.

Quig...call Uaid. Call Uaid now!!

Trick question. They did both.

The only thing more mild than melatonin is warm milk.

My university keeps putting up buildings and recently a fountain. In probably unrelated news, they let go of a lot of teachers.

Arceus in Heaven, Clyve. Maybe you want to pick a faster Pokemon to represent your spam smacking skills. Ninjask, perhaps?

Black Magic Marketing:
"Where do you want these Potions, Boss?"
"Top shelf."
"Why so far up?"
"That way I can market them as High Potions."

Pale imitators.

He's about to break off a piece of glass branch, stab her, and then use her life energy to magic something.

All fun and games till you turn somebody on.

You need to merely catch some osteoporosis and everything will be fine.

Wendy's will always take you back, Loth, if stuff doesn't work out at the other job. Hell, I gave my two weeks notice three weeks ago, I'm still on the schedule.

Give me a blank space and I'll fill it with my personality.

Osmosis Jones.