AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hey Fluffdick (TM), your avatar is too wide by ten pixels.

I'm much better at giving advice for specific girls. The general approach is to not be covered in anything smelly when you talk to them. Unless that smelly stuff is cologne. Unless they hate cologne. Or if they're turned on by guys who've just worked out at the gym. I don't know just...carry a selec...

Second.

Dire wrote:I don't like bookface, but daisies it's easy to upload pics.

EDIT: Christ on a scrotum. Their facial recognition software is scary.

Who has that sort of genital deformity? Who thought it was a good idea to upload a pic of their scrotum onto Facebook?

In Golden Sun, the power of Alchemy has to be restored because the world is falling apart. With it restored, the lands are coming back. So...did the gravity fluctuate at all?

Fluffdick, why do you have an ICQ number? That option is only there to lure in the spambots.

He was going to grow a mustache as well, but the combination would have created another Vortex.

Katie, you dingbat. Don't you wiki these things with colons and numbers in their titles? Dark Dawn was supposed to be played by people who waited years for answers to what happened after the first two games. Plus, those games are good. Think Dark Dawn, but with enemies who can put up a fight.

Maybe the ones that are inside Wal-Marts, but I wouldn't swear to it.

Even better. Steal cheddar from them, run off to where your significant other is in the world, and leave them a note.
"You were right Mom & Dad, so I made it real in your eyes."

Gold Eggs and Green Ham : Katie pulls Angry Black Bird back in slingshot. NORRIN: "Are you helping the birds get their eggs back?" KATIE: "Nope." Angry Bird goes flying into Pig with stolen egg. Explosion. Egg, bacon, etc. land in front of Katie. KATIE: "Breakfast is ready." Arrowneous : DovahKatii...

Sounds better than pedophile. Or are you just running off with the cradle and leaving the baby?

Gryewolf wrote:Cadlejack? Never heard of him.
And learn to fi

Why did you disappear? All you said was Cadlejack.

Nylon is kind of girly. Maybe name the boy Teflon Destroyer.

Neil made it to the moon via rocket. Link made it to the sun via warp song.

Indeed. We should be using his example as the baseline, not the pinnacle.