AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Didn't forget, I got bored typing it all out. Usually a good sign to cut the panels down when that happens. A Man, A Fee Manaphy gets released in Brawl. Marth gets switched with Bowser. Marth-in-Bowser realizes he's naked, covers up. Bowser-in-Marth, looks down, yells out to Ganondorf, "Boxer briefs...

Don't worry, I'm sure the butt pictures are still there.

A police officer threatened to shoot my grandparents' dog and kicked it. I feel bad for my grandparents, but now I'm more worried that there's someone out there with a gun and a badge afraid of Corgis.

The game series reveals that Precursors are Ottsels, and if Precursors are their ancestors...

Caaaaaallled it. There goes the three centimeters of sympathy I'd built up that asshole.

Hylians are what you get when the Ottsel genes become even more diluted.
Katie draws things in whatever manner is the most fun, not the most detailed or accurate.

Bellows blow. Vacuum sucks. Which probably explains why the dust is still there.

Never ask the Frenches to come up with an idiom.
They just can't...


...cut the mustard.

"Flying Car 2...this time with wings!"

Manager who calls in? That better be a gunshot wound. My GM came in with a heart monitor on.

Don't worry if your favorite character didn't find a love interest in Dark Dawn. We've probably got about eight more characters coming to provide breeding material for the next generation. That game will include a total of 32 adepts, all of them related to each other and many of them part animal.

"Send him."

Let me call my friend who's an expert on maps that get CN excited.

There's no way that last one meant anything in any language.

Check your controls. What did you wash the wings down with each time? Soda? Milk? Water? Was it the same each time?