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by Omnithea
Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:28 am
Forum: Le Comic
Topic: COMIC IDEAS
Replies: 8091
Views: 1920158

Re: COMIC IDEAS

Pterrible Ptragedy/Family Trade/Bloodlust Samus kills Ridley. Samus kills Ridley. Samus kills Meta-Ridley. Samus kills Ridley. Samus kills X-Ridley. etc. SAMUS : "Why won't you stay dead?!!" Last panel shows weeping widowed Mrs. Ridley next to graves of various Ridleys. Each one has a different nam...
by Omnithea
Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:00 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
Replies: 2476
Views: 301309

Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread

Tell him his closet's gay.
by Omnithea
Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:54 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
Replies: 3830
Views: 400009

Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

Nachalnik wrote:i just heard it's weird to say "thank you" after having sex. i always thought that was normal!

i think i can understand why it's weird but i'm not really grasping it

i feel really silly
We're just so used to saying/hearing "sorry" that we don't understand the concept.
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:15 pm
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: Fictional quotes stuck in your head?
Replies: 1049
Views: 140906

Re: Fictional quotes stuck in your head?

"Thank you, for not smoking."
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:06 pm
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
Replies: 2476
Views: 301309

Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread

Your parents are adorably naive. Or not as out of the loop as you think. Tell him your parents won't let you date anyone so you're not even going to try.
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:36 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Replies: 110309
Views: 6431315

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

That'll teach you to take your time mitosising.
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:33 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: Things that piss you off
Replies: 62203
Views: 2764076

Re: Things that piss you off

The rare Snorlax in its native habitat.

Instead of loud sounds, have you tried sounds that trigger specific reactions? Songs you like/dislike. Spoken messages. Egg timer.
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:54 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: Too Late to Report the Bot
Replies: 768
Views: 70146

Re: Too Late to Report the Bot

The present is a hammer.
The hammer is a banhammer.
The banhammer is his penis.
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:53 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: The Dating Stories/Progress thread
Replies: 2476
Views: 301309

Re: The Dating Stories/Progress thread

Why can't you be devastated like I imagine you to be in my narcissistic fantasies?

In five months expect this yo-yo to boomerang back with chocolates and a couple STDs.
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:46 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: Too Late to Report the Bot
Replies: 768
Views: 70146

Re: Too Late to Report the Bot

I might be confusing quantity with quality, but that would be the work of a lesser man.
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:40 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: Too Late to Report the Bot
Replies: 768
Views: 70146

Re: Too Late to Report the Bot

scebboaliwiw wrote:Well yes, but who does the best reports?
Lotharu wrote:I'm just gonna go with Omnithea
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:36 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Replies: 110309
Views: 6431315

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

BurntToShreds wrote:My lil' bro just got an interception and ran the football 68 yards back. Holy shit!
Like anybody plays Madden on this forum.

Just kidding, impressive...if I'm remembering my sports terminology correctly.
by Omnithea
Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:17 am
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Replies: 110309
Views: 6431315

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Psh. Imaginary gun. Turn in a real grenade.

Lastest Dorkly about Sonic makes me smile.
by Omnithea
Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:13 pm
Forum: Media Swamp
Topic: Other WebComics
Replies: 4323
Views: 577961

Re: Other WebComics

The Blind Ferret servers got hacked and have been under repair for a few days. LICD, SP, GWS, LFG, etc. They should all be coming back now, but the warning might stick around.
by Omnithea
Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:44 pm
Forum: General Shenanigans
Topic: COSPLAY!
Replies: 2374
Views: 275636

Re: COSPLAY!

The Japanese don't even have a phrase for "tone it down", but they were all thinking it pretty hard when they saw this picture.