AWKWARD ZOMBIE

fuck i need to take a shower on tuesday but i really can't be bothered i have this really stupid thing where this thick dandruff/fungus stuff grows on my scalp and because i haven't washed my hair recently it's gotten worse and i keep scratching and now it's all sore and bloody and sticky and i can...

I'm sure there's some way to edit in flying Wallace.

Wait, don't!!!

Plant some trees first. Offset the carbon footprint.

Log out. Everyone log out. Reduce the server strain...

Guys...something's happening...the whole forum's shaking...what could it be?

Everything shrinks around Le Great Handsome Oppressor.

Nightmares about retail?
I'm expecting a few tonight, actually.

The 1-Up mushroom joke still escaped him...oi vey.

Rainstorms don't count.

vealin99 wrote:my sister gave me some good advice at finding a job

If it's "show a little leg" make sure you've shaved first.

You should probably wear one of those car air fresheners around your neck.

My God...it's a SCP advertising it's services as a SCP...

Man, the ratio of marshmallows to cereal in Marshmallow Pebbles might be, dare I say it, too high.

Love is beautiful no matter what form it takes.

Those look like boxes for personal hygiene products.