AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Always made me laugh that professionals think that getting something published in print makes it more valid than published electronically.

"I think the good people at...Publish-It-Yourself-Printers...would disagree."

Zelda Cracker Joke thread. I haven't quite figured out why certain information is retained in my brain while other stuff is not. I remembered that you mentioned summer sausage, and bought some a few months later. On the other hand, I can't memorize phone numbers. In food related shenanigans, has any...

Well, the innards were squishy and the casing was tough. You bite it, and boom, meat in your mouth.

I didn't eat the casing, but it's funnier to act like I did. I don't know the brand. I peeled the sticker off the casing (first clue) and then bit into it. Ate the sausage like a freeze pop. Delicious. Funny you should respond Runes, you mentioning summer sausage was what made me grab it.

Quick food related question, is the casing on summer sausage supposed to be edible? Time's a factor.

I think you mean plaque.

It's healthier for your gecko to eat well fed crickets anyway. Just like fattening up a chicken, only crunchier. Crickets released into Puff al'Thor's cage would run for cover while also grabbing the little red protein pellets that he tended to knock off of his other food.

Everyone gets one chance to listen to me explain how to treat my autistic brother the right way. One chance. After that, every messenger is held accountable for their words.

You should totally get that costume out...for research purposes.

County Jail was soooo cold...

Oh, no Katie...Part 1? This is a dangerous path you tread.

Teamsters: Various Brawlers are relaxing in their rooms. Message comes on over speakers. MASTER HAND : "MARTH, SNAKE, AND MARIO ARE BLACK TEAM, REPORT TO FINAL DESTINATION FOR TEAM BATTLE!!" Brawlers are shown gearing up in team colors. MASTER HAND : "SAMUS, PEACH, AND ZELDA, REPORT FOR RED TEAM!!"...

Lotta good meat in the rump.