AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Don't call me Shirly.
This is revenge for all the french jokes, isn't it Great Handsome Oppressor? I stand by them. I eat an oversized cheeseburger in your general direction.

Stop reading the post jokes and ban the bot, Shad.
Shad do you read me?
Shad?!
SHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD!!!?

Careful. Next step is using the toilet to avoid dehydration.

Tea is typically pretty mild in caffeine content compared to coffee and soda. But different people react in different ways. I've seen people who don't get their tea get withdrawal symptoms.

Greenlit.

It's not an insult, he's pointing out that he knows nothing about sports. The cheat sheet is a comically gross simplification. If he'd included more details in either column, then he would know more about sports, negating the premise.

Did you whip your dick out? That's usually a deal killer. Usually.

I train everyone I meet in the art of assertiveness. Some people call it being an asshole...those people are correct...but they are also missing teeth.

Hold his balls in a vicegrip while you do this.

Ugh...other people's happiness, it burrrns us! Congrats Slothkyuu

Yet.

If he was an outsider trying to force geeks into a stereotype, I'd understand. But this is a fellow geek, not into sports, making fun of himself.

I much prefer Wry Bread's unimportant topic. She wins.

One mediocre comic is not a trend. And if you expect a geek to follow sports with any accuracy then you are missing the point of the cheat sheet.

And "grow out of it"? What the hell do you grow into? Is there some other former NASA employee writing a better webcomic somewhere?

Can be drawn simply or detailed. Easily recognized. Impossible to ignore.