AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Peace has made you soft. Victory has defeated you.

NO. NOT THIS FORUM. YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS, TRASH TV.
Don't feed the beast, lest it consume you...

Take solace in the fact that a swarm of moths would be more dangerous than this particular group of spiders. But even I feel sorry for the first guy to go "That's some weird looking moss and it's kind of crunchy..."

Image is too wide. Would ban. End statement.

Mindless? More like tactical.

Also...ouch...where did that spear wind up?

"Forbidden fruits create many jams."

That church sign just made me think of tasty preserves instead of my soul's final resting place.

I was using Nolan as a standard for adaptation, not necessarily somebody who would direct such an adaptation.

have you ever smushed a spider and have a thousand tiny spiders come running out of the corpse everywhere yep That's nature's way of telling you not to kill its shit. It's really fun to watch an arachnophobe freak out and stomp on a spider only to watch them freak the fuck out after the baby minion...

Normally I'd just ogle the girl cosplaying one of my favorite characters, but damn that is a well made costume. That's what Raven would look like in a Nolan film. She even avoided making the costume slutty by keeping the cut right.

The jetpack would provide a lot of warmth. As would I. No babe, keep the helmet on.

Madican wrote:Found a new band to listen to. The Birthday Massacre. Was expecting emo stuff but it's got a lively beat.

"Kill the Lights" is one of my favorite songs.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:Omnithea is still the best at these reports

For the record, one of my reports:
Dicks.

That's it. I'm hoping he was laughing at the skeletons in the well joke I made in another report, but who knows? The french are an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, baked in a crepe.

Man. Does anybody read webcomics because they like them anymore?
Wasn't anybody else impressed with the amount of detail that goes into those infographics?

I tried. sobbu
Sweet brown liquor, take away the pain.
AGH!!
The fuck did I buy this stuff for?