AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's no fun when you guys don't get creeped out.
Hmmm...I wish I could draw. I'm imagining a spider...made out of snakes...

Katie's tweets worry me. She's drinking hard cider and groping the books more. She's going to wake up with papercuts all over.

Aw, yeah. $300 paycheck. Everyone weep, I have all the money.

Put restraining booties on the aggressive cat. Tie a knife to the other cat's head.

No. I wouldn't do that. Those people irritate me. Replacing spoken language with noise. A terrible trend.

Everybody get the survey for the AZ book? Check your spam filters.

It seems every book will come pregroped by Norrin or Katie.

Aeon.

The Willow Witch wrote:

Weird. I had a pet wolf that liked watermelon for some reason.

Pee off a building. You'll catch them in your stream.

Houston we have liftoff...

Somebody hand me an artist with no lip.

Actually you have it backwards. Depending on which direction you're going relative to the observer, sufficient speeds will make it appear to be painted red or blue.

Katie has the books. Deploy the ninjas.

Judging by her tweets every hardcover will come personally groped by Katie. Gross. I just wanted doodles.

Those eyes? How bout these eyes?