AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Here There Be Trolls : "So Pokem on Conquest is like a Tactical RPG?" "Yeah. It's awesome." "So you have an army of Pokem on?" "No, you have an army equipped with weapons made from Pok emon." "WHAT?" "Oh, yeah. Sword forged from the corpse of a Steelix's tail. Scaled armor from the hide of a Gyarad...

You're hotblooded. Check it...and see.

Fork you. He can do what he wants to.

No idea. Following the post from Cheezburger just gets me a tumblr with no explanation.

That's not fair at all. A chicken pox upon your henhouse.

You're not raising a child, you're training your replacement.

A doughty fellow, always trying to rise to the occasion if a little crusty due to his age.

This is one of the sidequests you can do in Windwaker. Take photos, have them made into trophies. It's a little obscure, because I think only Katie has played the game long enough to actually complete any substantial part of the collection.

And loafing around, but at yeast he has a job.

I've practiced my Hulk Rage yell for just such an occasion. I'll scream so loud I'll likely s**t myself. Bear won't mess with me for more than one reason.

Also, that comic updated that nobody reads anymore.

Did you know that Windwaker is Katie's favorite game?

Turbopinz?

Go to the corner of 64th and Broadway. You'll find an unlocked '93 Nissan with the keys in the seat. Don't look in the back. Drive this car to the warehouse next to a strip club/seafood taquería called Clams n' Gams. My friend will give you the money. You didn't see nuthin.