AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't watch TV much anymore. Especially not news. I'll just let the Internet memeify it so it goes down easier. Somebody insulted PBS? Hah, Big Bird is angry. Oh look, Gotye facepaint. Hahah, there's another funny caption.

You pulled a piece of flesh off, it's not going to be pretty underneath. Disinfect, put a bandaid on it, stop picking at it.

It's too late for the easy stuff. Cauterize it with some gunpowder. Put an action figure in your mouth to bite down on.

Douse it in something that stings.

It's a tumor, it'll do that.

tenso lenzo

Jones...did you plot that breakup? And was it because you wanted Eglamore...or were you after something else?
Jones is not a robot, but that is some poker face.

The purple light in XKCD frightens me. What would be my reaction if I was driving and suddenly saw a color that wasn't supposed to be there? I spend most of my time driving coming up with new irrational fears of accidentally breaking a traffic law as it is.

You figure the military career would shut any parent up.

Was it not received the first time?

When you stop to think about it, an Ani me Club is a stupid idea. It's too big of a category. The Western equivalent would have My Little Pony, Simpsons, Veggietales, and Heavy Metal 2000 in the same club under the umbrella term "cartoon". Imagine a generic Sports Club. Then see how much the people ...

My upcoming ten hour shift seems less heinous after reading that.

I hope you stretched beforehand, you certainly did afterward for a pun.

They call themselves Otherkin and theirs is truly a tragic tail. *badumtish*

Go to a school situated in an interesting town, with a lot of options for majors, and as cheap as you can find. I can't swear that the education will be fulfilling so you might as well live somewhere interesting while you do it. Also, check you spelling before you turn in your next assignment.