AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Damn, that's convenient. Soap and a razor blade in one? I'll take eight.

That's what I do to webcomics that bore me or fail to entertain me. I stop reading them. I stop talking about them. But there are people who put actual energy into "taking down" these things. And most of the time it just makes it worse.

I originally tried to come up with a loose plot that the next movie would follow. Instead of the Avengers against an army, it would be the Avengers up against one man. In the comics, that's one of the few villains who could pull it off. And on top of that, he usually has an army in the wings, anyway.

Those who can, create. Those who can't, hate. Congratulations on chasing a webcomic artist off. You do the world a service, assholes. Sohmer's ego is fed by two things, your hatred, and his unparalleled work ethic. You can't kill one of those things. Go ahead and keep mentioning the names of the web...

I love the fan made ones that are better than the officials. I have an idea for the Avengers sequel. Caption above reads: A Soldier. A Monster. A Genius. A Weapon. A Spy. A God. An Assassin. Caption below reads: Thanos is All these things. Thanos's face covered in shadow, his eyes glowing visibly. U...

...and Santa Spoony can deliver all the presents in his magical reindeer driven...ummm...Hyundai?

Cooked it's just food coloring and seasoning.

Maybe it's your breath?

Approach from the front. They don't want a belly rub, they want to catch your hand. That way, you might reach a compromise, rub their belly, feed their bloodlust.

Doesn't sound like he was ever very agile. Perhaps if he'd had a facade, he could have kept up his facade.

You started it.

But then you'd think the people who wear so much would get good at it...but then again...the kids who were good at coloring stuff in weren't always the ones who became great artists. But man, that's an even coat.

I'm hoping we'll get to see some sort of emotional outburst, some sort of change. She's less character than furniture.

That depends...do I get both of them?

Buy Sticker Star for somebody who'll buy it for you. It'll be like one of those terrible gushy scenes from an Xmas special.