AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Eat the sad away.

This one better not interrupt any comics, gursh darn it.




Or kill anybody. That's important as well.

I'm fairly difficult to startle. Want to scare me? Leave something dangerous open and unattended. Whirling metal fan. Deep fryer. My imagination combined with instinctive protectiveness of children will do the work.

I always thought it was weird that somebody would change their name when writing, but after seeing the way fandoms and hatedoms operate, maybe it's better that when I say my name is one thing, they don't automatically know who I am. If I ever professionally write something, I don't know if I'll put ...

I wanna Utility Belt, and a Buster Sword, annuh Buster Sword, and a Firetruck, and, and...uhmm....uhhh...a bean bag gun.

I find a job you can measure progress in is infinitely more satisfying. Busy work is one of those things that can send me up a wall. I have to clean the parking lot where I work. There's a certain amount I can actually do, but grease spots are really hard to get rid of. It's rough spending hours on ...

If I told you I was going to be the Doctor's next companion, would you be Jelly Baby?

You're allowed to be nervous. You're allowed to be inexperienced.
You are not allowed to be dishonest. You are not allowed to be flippant.

It's cheating if you have talent.

Unless they mix a generic antihistamine or anti-inflammatory into it and call it a new drug. Or find a "new" use for it and do the same.

Well, if you hand her a notebook that says Death Note on the front she'll probably write her phone number in it.

Just make sure you Z-Target all the boys.

URRRRRRRGHSHHHHHHSFFSFSHHHHHHHHEEEHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...huff...hufff...hufff...
...I'm sure...that's...normal. Yes...perfectly...normal.

Read it or forever be a lesser person for it.

Sol Reaper wrote:Clyve finally dug up the one horrible thing that made him/her snap

This seems likely.