AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Willow, you are insanely talented and I disrespect you.

You said half a small cup. I was going to exaggerate your drinking by posting an image of a giant cup wherein half would still be a massive amount of booze. Google images instead gave mostly images of bras.

I was going to post a picture of a giant cup but Google images just bombarded me with pics of women in lingerie. Brb.

My genetic experiment to create a saurian arthropod chimaera was a mistake. After it bred out of control I had to blow up my creation and its entire brood. It was dino-mite.

Spoiler Alert: The goat survives.

Presumably till the next famine.

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Oh, whatever comforts you most. The spiders are probably just hiding.





Under your skin.

Warning, the book is kind of a downer. And obsessed with architecture.

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Pull up your fly, son, there are womenfolk in this forum.

One day we'll progress to the point where they won't kill anybody. News outlets will have to find some gore elsewhere to gawk at. Presidents will have to tour yards made unkempt by the storms.

You can post one reason and claim another? Your GIFs may be transparent, but your regime is not. I hate seeing trees cut down. They're kind of a bitch to replace. Examples of reasons given: "Yeah, but now you can see all the way down to [x]!!" Get off your booty and walk around the tree. "I'll get t...

I do not want reduced inhibitions and the energy to try new things.

But you get to read my fantastic bot reports. Maybe I'm one of those artists/writers who gets really popular in another country for inexplicable reasons. I got France, Hasselhoff got Germany.

Costease.

Some towns have really clean roads and parking lots. The secret? Stiff littering fines. Which I'm just peachy with. Littering is a result of laziness. Hell, use the dumpster, I don't care, just close it when you're done and if you're dumping a body, clean up the blood trail.