AWKWARD ZOMBIE

No bounds? Have you seen him in front of a waist high fence before?

Katie, what did you do to your lines? Starve them till they were pretty?

Yeah, let someone else be...
...no...must not...make...easy...joke...

It'd be a nice change of pace from where I work. Same Christian Muzak station all year around.

My god, how do you people handle marriage or the thought of it at that age? I'm still getting the flirting thing down.

Cursing?
Suicide?
Ritual?
In the closet?

Let's face it, you're pretty much getting rammed by the Devil in hell. You might as well pee in the holy water.

Was it at least a Christian ritual?

I'm so sorry, Alicia!! He was dead when I found him!!


It's Chimneyspeak. Comic today is fine, but the ads and comic are in general NSFW.

It was either cute or creepy. I chose the less assholeish of two options.

New comic is up a few hours early, in case of rain. Come show appreciation for the comic before cruel Poseidon runs off with Katie's soggy corpse.

Damn, them some crisp lines.

We all know Willow. The cat will be covered in fantastic doodles. The room will smell for a bit, but we'll keep it anyway.

Thank goodness, are we hoping there are duplicates that can be purchased?

Today is my day off. Tomorrow I work evening shift, which I usually don't do. I worry what the business it going to be like. I am not fond of the work ethic of the night crew.

Thanks, Kira. Now it's going to kill us all.

You'll have to find the horcruxes first.