AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The hurricane came in the night and ate all the proletariats.

I'm not happy about this. Mostly because of the bitching. They couldn't make a movie good enough to shut people up.
I just need some lightsaber fights and I'll be happy. Get the company who did the Old Republic trailers to do a whole movie.

I wonder if the U K E reference in SMBC was intentional?

I don't wanna be that guy, but...Dyckman Street? Seriously?

Follow Katie's Twitter for some comedy gold. Apparently Norrin is handcranking a charger to get his DS on.

Sorry, busy.

Becky Dreistadt is that guy and every second she doesn't paint is a crime.

Find a fuck.
Do not give it.

Using fainted Poke mon for HM moves has been suggested before, but choosing the right Pok emon is important. I'd use Kabuto. Primarily because you can use it for several HM moves and also because an upside down splayed out insectoid Poke mon is funny. Bibarel is also a solid choice. PoComamon : Kati...

Kira takes the lead.

That was sort of a joke. I already have two belt buckles. Nobody send me donuts, I don't know how well they'll keep...and I'd be worried if they do.

I AM FOND OF BELT BUCKLES, DONUTS, AND COMIC BOOKS. I HAVE SPOKEN.


Use search.

He's brutal about his and other people's update schedules amongst other things. He tries to emulate Bill Watterson's work ethic. His Sunday strips are homages to his Calvin & Hobbes. The previews he did for The Bear are enticing. That looks like it'd make a great gift. http://i.huffpost.com/gen/7830...

He has a slew of comics that precede every one of those where he makes it clear they are all not how the author or the character feels. They're usually part of a running gag. Except for the webcomics thing. That's pretty much his stance on the medium. It's pretty much Family Guy level humor.

Does everything burst into flame after you f**k it? Maybe see a doctor.

She should be scared. I'm pretty sure that's Tonberry behind the door.