AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Huh...that sounds serious. excuse you princess brothel, i'm sorry some of us like our asses to look nice why does a thong make your booty look nice I thought the point of a thong was to basically be a wedgie and show off bodaciously everything but the crotch and asshole I mean I may be missing somet...

I'm sorry what were we talking about?

At this point, I'm going to assume that time is cyclical and Jones is several Universes old.

I told you Exeres, that it was a multi-part gift. You were supposed to receive a pack of seeds, and a pot, but for some reason only the fertilizer showed up.

For Christmas my recipient will get one free comic idea. My choice of videogame, my choice of topic, my joke. You get to unwrap it. It will be scribbled on wide ruled paper ripped from a composition book. There might be chemistry labs written on the back. You have to come get it yourself. You are we...

People emailed him about not making Marigold fat enough. And the internet keeps you from stabbing other people, so he stabbed himself.

The screw ups in the new trilogy, soon to be the old-new trilogy, never bothered me overmuch. Mostly because I remembered the stupid stuff from the old trilogy. Lightsabers being swung like flyswatters. C-3P0. Ewoks. Storm Trooper Aim. I must have been the only kid who saw Han Solo and Boba Fett and...

That's about how I'd expect a cat to react to being released from a matter/energy conversion sphere containment device.
"Yeah, what?"

Wherein we see the other extreme of webcomics.

You mean they didn't actually hit people with the lightsabers during filming? For shame. Here's a secret, slow down any movie sufficiently and you'll start finding mistakes and fake outs. Sort of like when you get really close to the screen, you can see the pixels. The scene where Anakin and Obi-Wan...

I was going to criticize the size of the pics, but it works for Bane...
"You're a big guy."
"For you."

Don't be fooled. That lip ring is a hook and Crisp is the bait. You grab on and *boom*. Tempura.

This is now the topic with the largest amount of my posts. I have betrayed the Comic Ideals. *Sudoku*

Will Great Handsome Oppressor wear a cowboy hat as he rides? Or a beret?


Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Dragon Ball AZ!!!

*Guitar Riff*

Now do a Metroid Core. Fangs and attitude.