AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's a matter of vulnerability, not social acceptance. Saying I like girls with big butts might be socially unacceptable, but doesn't reveal any form of weakness or humanity. Talking about the time I ran across campus and back to get a library book for a girl I liked, because I didn't want her to be...

Final count...I'm guessing three.

C'monnn Paper Mario ideas.

Can we say ads from Texas are dumb?

Mmmm...lokum is pretty damn tasty. I'd betray Aslan for another piece. Fucker'll come back anyway.

Hah.

Maybe wipe the blood out of your eyes first.

Slave Driver: Trainer Katie versus Trainer Norrin. Norrin manages to knock out Katie's HM slave with his Serperior. Bibarel would look funniest unconscious. "Hah, I win!!" "Bibarel, use Cut!!" Serperior looks confused as leaves get ruffled by attack. "Wait, what?" "Use Strength!!" Serperior is knoc...

Once was jokingly accused of wearing a "pedophile" coat to writing class. I laugh. Reach into my pockets...and pull out several full size Hershey Bars and a restraint. Now before you judge, the Hershey Bars were left over from some people on campus trying to make smores. They bought a bunch of suppl...

Willow, please don't ever get angry at a spelling bee.

I skipped past the part about secrets and read presents.

Are we giving gifts to the same people who get us gifts, or is it randomized so odd numbers don't screw us up?

Wait...maybe this is a clever trick to make Otherkin stop wearing goofy shit.

Next, you can knit a thong.

Just barely. That Obnosim edit is close to my heart.