AWKWARD ZOMBIE

People who can't be bothered to read the forum rules are no loss to the forum.

Popcorn ceilings are the devil. I've found the things in bathrooms for God's sake.

"Welcome home, John..."

Now properly sized and free to good home.
Source, I believe.

Don't worry. You're about to run out and suffer P.A.B.D.S.

Good, buck the trend.

Katie...was there supposed to be a question mark somewhere in that last panel?

It'd only be funnier if his name was Tyrone.

Maybe he has dyscalculia.

Is it still a friendfic if you write it yourself Probably. Unless you two did it in a shower. Cuz then it's friend nonfic. I might need to start a Twitter account in which I throw my ideas at multiple sources. I had a brilliant idea in the shower a few minutes ago. DCUniverse Online needs to have a...

This might suit somebody if they have the time to crop it.

Kryptonian Timelord.

Other running gag...Jones, not a robot.

"Clark...what the hell are good villians?"

Laugh if you will, but in the land of oversized pants, he with the most belts is king.