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Yeah. I live in an area where clothes shopping is done primarily at Wal-Mart. I've never seen a tailor in my life and I don't know how well the average T-shirt would stand up to needle and thread. I can feel for this girl having to choose between physical and mental comfort. Katie had several tweets...

We have a whole day dedicated to that at my old highschool. Our rivals do it to. It's done as one of the dress up things the week before the big rivalry football game. Black Bears Vs. Mountaineers. We call ours "Mock the Mounties". Everyone dresses up in rival colors and merch. Then they add goofy h...

Where the fuck do you find a tailor in this day and age?

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I think she's referring to the problem of trying to buy clothes that fit her shape, not her size.

No one should have two penises when so many suffer, not even having one to call their own. Damned 1% penis hoarders.

"No, Exeres, you're supposed to bite their heads...wait...the line for tickets is around the block. Keep going."

I'm not up on foreign languages...please tell me that "goose jakker" is an article of clothing.

Ha, sure, slowly . Whenever I see adorable remembrances of dates past, I'm reminded of how badly that would have worked for my only relationship. First date...which particular event qualified as a date? There was a lot of awkward, "just friends" denial leading gradually to a relationship. "When did ...

"That's how the terrorists win." is satirical.

I don't know about more proletariats, but the idea that brute force doesn't solve anything is how the terrorists win.

Master Sore: Link encounters Wallmaster. Gets tired of getting tossed back to the beginning. Puts on Iron Boots. Crosses arms and lets Wallmaster drag him for a few feet before the hand gives up. Floored: Link encounters Wallmaster. Gets tossed outside. Link encounters Floormaster, jumps ten feet i...

Don't use the mic till after you've played the game. Their first impression will be your gaming style, not your voice.

It's just how those wounds look after a while. It's not infected. Gargle some salt water, try not to poke at it with your tongue. They have medicine for stuff like that. I can't remember its name.