AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tried that once. The results belong in the TMI thread.

Edit: Don't worry. The idea came back. You can all go back to your turnips. All is well.

Damn you Comic Idea, where did you go? The problem with Pokemon ideas, is first I have to put down the game to type anything I come up with.

The Big Apricorn:
"Celadon...I hate it here."
"Malls."
"Tourists."
"Gangs." Team Rocket
"Gambling." Game Corner
"Grass Types." Group scene of pretty girls and picturesque Pokemon. Wind picks up. Powders, spores, dusts emanate from Gym and decimate population.

You were in a car wreck. You are bodaciously a little scatterbrained.

Pokemo:
Trainer Katie takes on gang of Cue Balls in battle after using Vs Seeker. Leaves them and their Pokemon knocked out. Keeps walking while counting money to see the other half of the gang carrying a banner. "Cancer Patients Bike Ride Fundraiser".

Clefair Play:
Clefairy used Minimize. Geodude used Explosion. It missed. Clefairy used Encore, puts on asshole shades.

Fresh Fine Prints:
Trainer Katie buys Fresh Water. Drinks it. Looks at label. 95% Tentacool free.

Yes. You'll notice attention given to it in at least one previous edit.

Going?

Surprise with bondage? Isn't that kidnapping?

He's going to avoid your touch, because he's sore. If he's not bleeding anymore, that's a good sign. Make sure he has food and water accessible and don't chase him around too much. It'll just stress him out. Sounds like he's been in a fight and his appetite won't come back immediately and it's not t...

Did you even see that Moblin?

I really have to step things up to get to Katie's level of Comic Idea craftmanship. This one never occurred to me, because I'm not a TERRIBLE ENOUGH HERO. No harm though, I think Sageship will just pass onto some other bird person.

I think you're mixing a singer with a Green Lantern villain.

hairLess

"Can I have some of your hair?"

I'm fairly certain he's in the forum somewhere, watching us.