AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Phones stop being fun when certain people get a hold of your number. They know you own it. They don't understand why you aren't available at certain hours. They don't remember you are not available at certain hours. They call and they ask for stuff. They call because they are bored and you need to e...

Sundae, Bloody Sundae : Trainer Katie preps her team for battle. Gives each Pok emon an item to hold. Stops last at Vanillite. Puts Berry on top of its head. Licks lips. One Basket/Scrambled/Not So Over Easy/Mortar Eggshelled/Egged On: KATIE : "How are my Chansey and Exeggcute/Togetic doing?" DAYCA...

Wry Bread wrote:My family is Jewish...

So you were born Cat...Matzah?

This Big: Trainer Katie uses Old Rod. Pulls up Magikarp on line. Sighs. Perks up at idea. Possibly indicated by Mareep tail lighting up in place of light bulb . Casts line with Magikarp still attached. Pulls back in to see that larger Pok emon has taken the Magikarp bait. Rinses, repeats until she ...

I didn't want to wade into TF2 merch. That's a deep pit. You got lucky that I'm as lazy as I am. You've revealed an abject fear of spiders several times throughout the forum and if I had shipped the mushrooms to me first I'd have put several fake/dead spiders in the box to test your courage. I might...

A fat/flat jolly man in red told me you'd love them, BBB.

She's a nurse.

My mom insisted I get a flu shot since it's bad in the area. I said "Sure. I'll eat and then I'll let my stomach settle." I look up from my coleslaw to see her prepping the needle. I explain to her that most people find it unsettling to see hypodermics at the dinner table. She describes me as needle...

I have few scars. Included in those scars is a Pomeranian bite. Never doubt the hidden viciousness in cute creatures.

* * * 7AVBHPPV This fragmented record is all that remains of a Double XP code found sitting in an Ingles parking lot. The 24 Pack Mountain Dew Box had this code misprinted on the wrong interior side. The first two characters are a complete mystery while the third is appended by a vertical line, pos...

So who here wasn't raised on Christmas? Anyone brought up in some other heathen tradition? I was raised "Knock On Your Door at Odd Hoursist" myself. We still often got Xmas stuff, as Mamaw was more mainstream Christianity. Now we celebrate every year. The old religion feels like a failed diet we nev...

I thought the Canadians were a hivemind.

Look, if Batman started beating up my cohorts, I'm taking a dive. He doesn't usually kill, but he has a tendency to go for high pain pressure points and weak joints.

Our newest member: SCP

We need less a mod than a bouncer.

Roadhouse.

I NEED that pin. I only have three pins on my Wendy's nametag. My bling is unbalanced.