AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Different characters offer different reasons for Aizen's defeat, but I believe Ichigo's. Aizen gave up, he had found no solace in his great power.

Take note, no one has ever stuck around to try a fight against Unohana, but lots of people have attempted to kill Zaraki, Ichigo, Byakuya, the Captain Commander, etc. All the foolhardy idiots in the Bleach Universe, and not one person has so much as pointed a sword in her direction.

"YOU GIVE UP THE TESSERACT, YOU GIVE UP THIS POISONOUS DREAM!!...
...you come home."

"I'm not sorry..."
"Pirate."

"You fools I merely summoned him!!"

We throw out a lot of the spicy nuggets because no one ever seems to buy them. I figure if we could turn old filets into new nuggets we'd save a bundle. Probably be a bit complicated though. We could also make old fries into new mashed potatoes. Old buns into new croutons. Old lettuce into new napki...

Technically both, depending on how you view it. I figured they all died to be relieved of their positions, but perhaps it's possible to step down from it. I'm guessing some of the other Captains in Exile are going to be called in as well.

This terrible joke brought about as vengeance for taking the name of the Trigger in vain.

Keratin & Kerosene: Katie battles Magmar with Piloswine. Piloswine gets hit with Flamethrower. KATIE: "Oh, God..." Trainer Katie winces and fans hand in front of her face. "...burnt hair." Helping Back Hand : Katie puts two Poke mon into the Daycare. Talks to Daycare guy. "Your Pokem on don't seem ...

"I named you after the only person I ever admired. Yachiru."

At Wendy's we chop up hamburger patties that don't get sold into chili. It's one of our signature and best selling items. I suggested that when the chicken patties get too old, we should make chicken nuggets out of them. Those would be the best tasting nuggets ever.

But then you won't have any money to put in the bag.

Hamstern Warning : Ball rolls by several Space Pirates. "THE HUNTER!!" Space Pirates unload weapons at sphere. "I think we got her." Other Space Pirate walks in. "You guys seen my hamster?" Spider Vain : Link hears scritching sound. Looks around and sees Skulltula. Kills it. "So that's what that no...

Facebook has a new message telling you to look at your 20 biggest moments this year. 20 biggest moments this year on Facebook? My only 20 moments on Facebook this year.

Study yo zombie fo you enter my domain, fool. Picori size jokes go. Out of Sight, Out of Hearts : Minish cap happens way back in Hyrule's history and they never show up again. How often have they been stepped on? I'm imagining the various incarnations of the Heroes going forth to vanquish evil with ...