AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've maxed out my brother's Double XP. Anybody want some?

You art what, knave?

Thanks for the 'sist, Ever-do-Well.

I heard he breathed oxygen.

Exeres wrote:Who the fuck thought I was funny?

It's a real pity, cause I don't like sharing and I only wanted to have to kill one forumite to guarantee my dominance in the funny category. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Put a pot of water on top of the heater to replenish the humidity.

Mary Jane is the name of Spoony's mom.

I never know what to get for Christmas. I'm so tensel.

And apparently the shooter's brother lives next door to Katie. What a miserably small world this is. Gun control arguments go all over the place. I believe that legal gun control can only have a limited effect, what's more important is changing the culture of guns. I respect people's rights to own a...

The last portion of my brother's black belt test was today. The sensei encouraged us in the audience to be vocal. I might have overdone it. I might have told my brother to kick one of the whitebelts across the room. The whitebelt might have been about six years old.

That's why the Death Eaters went after the twins.

It does make you a little more like me. And I just wrote a Halo bathroom visit joke in the Comic Ideas thread. So, yes.

Yeah, vaguely... Bee Have: Jackatie uses Bee Plasmid. Then switches rapidly to fire. Bees fall off of hand on fire. KATIE : "Oops, sorry little guys." Switches to ice. Bees freeze and fall over. Switches to electricity, fries bees. Finally uses up Eve, in time to leave ground covered in dead bees. B...