AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Allow me a little poetic license. Technically your heart is squeezed till it stops.

Tammerath wrote:

Omnithea wrote:Your teeth, nails, and hair will fall out. Your heart, lungs, and muscles will drown in your own blood.

Isn't your heart drowning in your own blood anyway?

It contains and pumps blood. If blood surrounds the heart it can't beat properly.

Your teeth, nails, and hair will fall out. Your heart, lungs, and muscles will drown in your own blood.

TheStranger wrote:

Omnithea wrote:

MrPotatoMan wrote:Rename thread to "Loosing faith in humanity one post at a time"

I'm certainly losing my faith.

You had faith in humaity, before?

loosing humaity

*Charlie Brown Scream*

Flushing Metals/Gold Bricks:
Wario stumbles upon falling stream of gold coins. Dances in his new found wealth. Up above we the source of the coins, a pipe leading to a building. We follow the pipe to see it connects to a toilet. Sitting on the toilet is Gold Mario.

MrPotatoMan wrote:Rename thread to "Loosing faith in humanity one post at a time"

I'm certainly losing my faith.

Algebra class.

Props:
Trainer Katie finishes filming a Pokestar production.
Various Pokemon run production, holding lights, moving props, etc.
DIRECTOR: "...aaaannnd cut!!"
Various Pokemon go wide eyed and slice nearest objects in reach.
DIRECTOR: "Perfect." Facepalm.

Those chiseled into tablets especially.

Stop shagging gravy covered monkeys then.

DoNotDelete wrote:
I DO NOT SPEAK AMERICAN ENGLISH GODDAM IT.

RESPECT MY ENGLISH ENGLISH.

All sixes and sevens, 'ey?

Making a snowman is just liking making a snowball, only bigger. Ball it up, roll it up, pack it tight. Went through about 12 gift cards between three people today. Only one Wal-Mart card left. Purchased several games: Sticker Star, promptly returned because it turns out my sister got it for Christma...

The irrational are rarely open to rational criticisms.

My characters and movesets are news about the next Smash Bros. Just you watch.

owenster wrote:pop flyin' THE DARK RITUAL from Florida where it's 80 degrees out and people are grilling their holiday dinners

Global warming is a myth, liberal hippie mouthpiece.