AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I inquired to the people working Aikonia about being their new illustrator and they asked to see a sample of my work a few days ago. I still haven't heard back, not even a message saying 'give us time to think about it'. I don't much like being left hanging like this. Give it time. I don't know if ...

Nicely drawn. That's some mad improvement.

Rare Candy Corn:
Halloween in Kanto. Kids dress as Pokemon. Kid dressed as rare Pokemon gets chased down street getting pelted by Pokeballs. Kid dressed as Zubat looks down dejectedly.

Get the fuck out of my bathroom!!

That guy with the knife won't dare sneak up on anybody crazier than him.

She might not be able to read them, but no one ignores smoke signals.

"What the...? Is that an extra butt?"

Mete beating

Have you seen the housing market?
But, yes, it was fairly small and from what I'd seen, old and rundown.
I think he has plans for the property the house was on.

Stereotypically suave bastard.

And even those are statistics. Nobody gets off with zero chance of disease.

Did I mention how many comic ideas I've had used?


They're not too impressed at work with that either.

I'm the shelf slave at work. Tall (relatively), skinny, agile, relatively unencumbered by past injuries, still possessing of cartilage..

You're all brain damaged. You change it to channel 3 first.

I drove by a house I've been driving by for years to see it a smoldering heap. Turns out it was a controlled destruction. Apparently an old lady left it to her son, but told him he couldn't get rid of the house till the last of the cats died. He took care of them for a couple of years before they fi...