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Omnithea wrote:He originally tried fashioning them into a sail, but ran out of thread. He decided he'd used them for a coffee half-price turkey club later.

Nehh
WHAT FILTERS TO HALF-PRICE TURKEY CLUB

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He makes some good points but also contradicts himself in several places. We work ourselves like dogs but we've never seen a factory worker from Singapore. His viewpoint is USA versus a collection of traits from various other countries. No one country has all the things he describes in the way he de...

Unfuriated: Trainer Katie sends Primeape out against enemy P okemon. Tells it to use Fury Attack. Primeape attacks twice. Uses it again. Attacks twice. Uses it again. Attacks twice. Katie looks down at bottle in hand. KATIE: "I never should have started him on Haldol." Keyed Up : Man walks into Loc...

Pilot Light Impolite:
Mario goes through Bowser's Castle. Sees fireballs approaching from the distance. Jumps over them. Ducks under them. Takes a few hits, before managing to make it to the end. There he sees source of the fireballs. Bowser, but he isn't using his mouth.

Adjection!:
Scribblenorrin gets chased by Lion/Bear/Cthulhu/Whathavu. Frantically writes "Throwing Knife". Anthropomorphized knife runs over and grabs enemy (or Norrin) and throws them. Norrin shrugs/dies.

Katie wrote:January 7th, 2012
Welcome to the yearly tradition of Katie Drew This Comic Weeks Ago And Forgot To Put The Right Year On It! The festival generally lasts several weeks.

If you can't be bothered to read, then I'm afraid we can't be frenemies.

Comic idea. Plunder Dunders: Luigi gets Plunder Chest. Looks over and sees Peach has one as well. Both are in Cowboy gear. Standoff. Draw. Both reach in and... ...fill in your favorite visual punchline forumites. Both reach in and...pull another item from another character in half. ...pull each othe...

Green Mushroom Massacre : Norrin/Katie play one of the New Super Mario Bros. Norrin/Katie hands off controller to other person. Leaves for whatever reason. Comes back to see a Game Over screen. "What happened?" "I'm not very good at this." "I HAD 173 LIVES!!" Bullet List : Detectives in the Mushroo...

That's a good move. Now she's prevented him from gaining an item and can take a different item from somebody else. Denial of resources.

Blocked Airway : Mario gets Golden Block Mask. Runs along producing coins. "Woooooooo!!!!" Keeps going. " Woooooooo !!!!" Slows down. " Wooooooo ..." Block falls off. Mario is blue faced from asphyxiation. Falls over. Inflated Ego : Mario gets a hold of new coin producing items. Runs around with Bl...

Good Points : Link battles Ganon. Gets pushed back by lance blows and firebats. Takes one final blow and falls into pit to his death. Ganon cackles maniacally. Several laughi ng panels later Link re-enters from above. Ganon looks over at pit. GANON: "How are you still alive?" LINK: "Why don't you h...

No. My comic ideas wouldn't start until Volume 2.

I'm still waiting as well.